To Tweet or Not to Tweet

I do not always agree with Maureen Dowd - mostly the political side. But I must recognize she is writing good, very good. This interview is with the founder of Twitter.
Example of exchange:

"ME: I would rather be tied up to stakes in the Kalahari Desert, have honey poured over me and red ants eat out my eyes than open a Twitter account. Is there anything you can say to change my mind?

BIZ: Well, when you do find yourself in that position, you’re gonna want Twitter. You might want to type out the message “Help.”"